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officers reports

If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

dolphin code

I am sorry, but you have confused me with a sailor who gives a shit.  


. . the fokkers came out of the sun, they were everywhere . . . 


(P) IFF inoperative

(S) IFF always inoperative in

     'Off' mode.

snake encounter

Cavalry: Treats snake with haughty disdain as it has no impact on the primary objective - to hold London at all costs.

murphys laws

Incoming fire has the right of way.

deep thoughts

The Army are gentlemen trying to be officers; the Navy are officers trying to be gentlemen; the RAF are neither trying to be both.

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