Why Submarines are better than woman:
- a submarine will kill you quickly. A woman takes her
- submarines like it done at all angles.
- submarines can be turned on easily anytime.
- a submarine doesn't mind if you smoke, drink, tell
dirty jokes or cuss.
- a submarine does not object to being rigged for
- submarines come with manuals.
- a submarine is built for going down
- a submarine once down is quite willing to say there
as long as you want.
- submarines are always in trim.
- you can dive a submarine any time of the month.
- submarines don't whine unless something is really
- submarines don't care how many other subs you have
- submarines don't come with in-laws.
- when sailing, you and your submarine arrive at the
- submarines don't mind if you look at other
submarines or if you buy books and
magazines about them.
- submarines don't complain if you sleep somewhere
- submarines don't mind if you stop off for a few
beers on the way back.
- it's OK to tie up a submarine
- you can leave your submarine but it will never leave
- you get paid extra money for riding on a submarine.
- submarines don't mind if you sit up all night eating
and talking loud with your friends
- submarines always smell the same all month long.